JO JO

*violin instrumental*

~ golden wind ~

*more violin instrumental*

JO JO

*violin instrumental*

~ golden wind ~

*more violin instrumental*

Ahhhhhhhh, quarantine is shit redacted. 

Imagine writing a blog that isn’t about the coronavirus. Nah, actually that kind of sounds like a lot of work. Besides, blogs are fake. 

The Minecraft server shut down a few days ago, and I have lost all purpose in life. Really, that server was the only thing tying me down to reality. I have lost track of how many weeks it’s been. I count days in oreo packs and tp rolls. My sleep schedule is a solid 4am to 2pm. I swear to God when Trow was like “Hey y’all let’s have a zoom conference at 1pm to check in!!!” I was like: bruh, we need to be more inclusive of the barn-owl sleep pattern.

JO JO

*trap music mixed with violin instrumental*

~ golden wind ~

*snare drum with more violin instrumental*

Ewang wrote his blog on league of legends. While he is far from his Faker-esque self-portrayal, tbh he’s improving fast as hell. I guess league is just like bio: after grinding 10 hours per day, even an absolute tuna can learn the passable basics. (Jk wang, u kno i love u. Just not your Karthus support. That redacted is corona).

Oh my God I think that Hamlet paper is due this week. I’m about 23 years behind on AP Lit Homework. I wish AP Lit was like Stats class, where you can just find the answers in the back of the book and copy paste them into the homework checks. I can’t even copy off of someone because writing is supposed to be unique (and turn-it-in will bust my redacted). 

Speaking about creativity, Brian was freaking out about the Creative rubric. He was like “bruh the creative rubric is hard as hell.” Idk if that’s possible?? Like how are you going to dock points on creativity? Over the summer, I visited the MOMA, and there was one exhibit where it was just a blank canvas. What if I submitted that for the Creative? I could attach a description like “wOaH the minimalist nature of this project questions the empirical nature of the Renaissance and their fleeting pursuits of concrete answers. After all, if the answer is subjective, is there an answer at all?” 

Now doesn’t that sound poetic? 

Poetry is fake. 

JO JO

*trap music mixed with violin instrumental*

~ golden wind ~

*snare drum with more violin instrumental*

If I copy-paste this line enough times, I think I’ll have enough content to hit the 600 word mark. I think some people actually put a lot of effort into writing a cohesive blog. Lmao, rip. Imagine trying to write a creative, informative, and engaging blog for every assignment. Bruh that’s like a common app. I stg I do not have the brain capacity for that. My attention span has just been dropping since January, and especially since the quarantine started. 

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I went outside for the first time in a week. It was terrible. Everything was freezing and the sun was wayy too bright. Someone needs to put a night-light filter on that thing. I went outside because Stephanie and Marissa came to deliver green cake. Stephanie is making baked goods and delivering them around the neighborhood. She’s like the quarantine ice cream truck but for pastries.

The same JoJo theme song has been playing on loop this entire time. I’m starting to get sick of it. I should probably turn down the volume too. 

Pritzker called the quarantine days “Act of God” days, in which there is no e-learning required by schools, and any assignments are guaranteed to not damage a student’s academic standing. Does that mean any additional work is optional? Or can teachers pull the: hA i aSsIgNeD iT BEfoRe THe bReAk bs. If that’s the logic we’re using, literally any assignment that was remotely mentioned on the calendar or syllabus can be made due and for a grade. Whatever, I guess I’ll create passable versions of required assignments. At this point I’m honestly just trying not to get rescinded.

WAIT!! My friend in Cali just texted me saying that her school might follow university policy and make grades pass/fail. I swear if they make grading like that, can we just have pass/fail too??? Can I pass stats without turning in anymore homework checks? WAIT YEAH I CAN WTF IF THERE ARE NO MORE SUMMATIVE ASSIGNMENTS I CAN redacted PASS STATS NOW!!!!

Holy shit this is amazing.

Alright, I’m going to talk to Cali friend a bit more about this subject. Cya for now! 

Adios~

Zach