Leg day. Pass.
My typical workout week consists of
Monday: Chest and Arms
Tuesday: Back and Arms
Wednesday: Shoulders and Arms
Thursday: Chest and Arms
Friday: Back and Arms
Saturday: Shoulders and Arms
Sunday: Legs Rest… and Arms
You may have noticed that there is no leg day in my weekly routine. This is no mistake. I do not lift my legs, and not because I choose not to lift legs, but rather there is always some reason 100% out of my control that forbids me from doing legs. For instance, I always schedule my leg days for Sunday. Something out of my control happens and I have to turn it into a rest day. Rest assured I will be doing arms. Here are some of my top bro-tips on how to skip leg day everyday.
You’re injured
Lifting legs requires a lot of energy and physical exertion. Before you go under the barbell, focus on your current condition and you may notice that your knee starts bothering you. As this happens, you also realize your lower back really hurts. This is probably from your last leg workout. Which was your first leg workout. And your last leg workout. And it is never a good idea to workout legs while injured. The best thing to do to recover is to perform heavy weight, sloppy, dumbbell curls.
The feeling isn’t right
In order to successfully complete an intense leg workout, everything in the entire universe needs to be just right. If you are able to convince yourself that even the tiniest of things is off, it is best not to force it. “Aw man no way, Khal Drogo is dead. Aw man, aw darn. I can’t workout like this.” This is a clear indication not to do legs today.
Yawning
You just yawned. There is no way you can finish a leg workout. Your body needs rest. It would be best if you stopped doing legs immediately and started doing some heavy dumbbell curls instead
The buddy system
You hit up your lifting friend and ask them if they want to crush a leg workout today. Unfortunately they can’t because they are doing arms. Now you are also going to do arms
The equipment is occupied
You arrive at the gym fired up to finally hit legs and neglecting them for the last couple of years, but the squat rack and the leg press are both occupied. Don’t wait for even a second. Don’t ask them how many sets they have left because it’s definitely 9001. Just ditch the entire operation. You can hit legs next week

Disclaimer: You really should not want to skip leg day. First things first, legs are awesome. Who doesn’t want big gluteus maximus or massive quads? Training lower body muscles also makes it easier to run, jump, kick, accelerate, decelerate, pivot, and also prevents injuries. If you made it this far please disregard everything I have stated above as it was intended as satire.