As the holidays are approaching near, we are all in a hurry to buy and order gifts for all our friends and relatives. Gifts are a holiday tradition, so we find it important to give everyone a gift. These gifts are, then, meant to be super meaningful to the individual, so they know you care about them.

However, gifts can be very expensive and kids these days are very needy. Holiday prices can range up to around hundreds or thousands of dollars. Sometimes you don’t have the money or don’t want to put any effort because you don’t care about that sibling or friend that much. So, here are some cheap punny Christmas gift ideas. Enjoy!

Tech Gifts

Kids these days want a console or want an apple watch or something like that. Unfortunately, these are all very expensive and, honestly, it’s better off kids aren’t spending thirty hours playing Fortnite. There are definitely much cheaper and punnier options.

.1) PS5

A PS5 costs around $500 and, with games and controllers, costs can total up around $700. There is a much cheaper alternative solution. All you need is a piece of paper and a pencil. You just have to whisper P.S to the intended target and hand them a piece of paper with a small 5 drawn on it. (PS) 5.

2) Apple Watch

Apple watches range from $300 to $800. However, all you need to buy is an apple and a cheap pair of sunglasses. Glue the glasses on the apple and you got an apple watch.

.3) Nintendo Switch

The Nintendo Switch is priced at $300 as games and controllers can easily bring up the prices. Luckily, there is a much more creative solution. You need to buy some dough and a knitting kit. Place them in the person’s hands and switch them around. Knit and dough switch. 

.4) Laptop

Any good laptop will cost around $700 to $1000, so a cheaper alternative will definitely save you some money. This will barely cost a thing as you only need a top. You just have to walk up to the person, while they are sitting, and spin the top on their lap. Lap top.

.5) Airpods

Not priced as high as the others, AirPods cost $160 and Airpods Pro cost $250. Of course, there is a much cheaper pod, green bean pods. All you got to do is attach some paper wings to those bad boys, and you got some air pods.

Apparel/Car gifts

People like to flex on others by having really nice clothes and cars, so they are very common items on everyone’s wishlist. Unfortunately, these are more costly than tech gifts. Clothing from high brands can cost near the thousands and cars can cost up to millions, so here are some alternate options.

.1) Ray-bans

For sunglasses, these are very expensive. They can cost from $100 to $300. With a more creative solution, we can bring that cost to almost zero. All you have to do is print a picture of a Manta Ray and put the cancel sign over it. Ray ban.

.2) Rolex

A Rolex can price from $2,000 to $200,000. That’s incredibly expensive, so we definitely got to lower the price. An incredible way to do this is by getting a ball and some tape. Then take the tape and make an X on the ball. Finally, all you got to do is roll the ball to the intended person. Role X.

.3) Burberry

Burberry is one of the top of the line brands. These clothes cost up to thousands of dollars. Yet, all you need is a blueberry or some kind of berry. Stick that berry and the freezer and then hand it to the victim. “Burrrr” Berry.

.4) Diamond Ring

As you know diamond rings are very pricey but look amazing. Instead of spending thousands of dollars, all you need is 10 cents. Just take a dime and place it on a ring. Dime on ring.

.5) Diamond shoes

It’s basically the same thing as the diamond ring. Dime on shoes.

.6) BMW

BMW’s are very expensive cars as they can cost up to $400,000. Instead of wasting all the money at the dealership, you could spend it in a cooking shop instead. All you got to do is buy a really bad maroon whisk (if there aren’t any maroon whisks just paint it maroon). B(ad)M(aroon)W(hisk).

.7) Bentley

Bentleys’ are another very expensive car. These also price up to around $300,000. Rather than taking the find a cheaper model, you can find one of the ground. Pick up a leaf from the ground and bend it. Bent lea(f).

.8) Audi

Audi’s are a bit cheaper than the rest of the cars listed but are still quite costly as they can range up to around $100,000. Though, why spend your money on a car when you could spend it on a cowboy hat. All you got to is put a cowboy hat on their head and say “HOWDY”.

I hope you enjoyed all the bad puns. I don’t expect anyone to use these puns as that would make them a horrible person, so maybe only use them for pranks. Thank you for reading.