David Krawzyk. What a guy. I’ve been friends with this man for a solid 5 years, and still he never ceases to amaze me (Remember that stupidity can also amaze). In this blog, I will be going over many things to delve deeper into the mastermind that is David Krawszyck. Lets begin with a few simple facts about David
Height: 6 foot or something I don’t know (Every guy is 6 foot change my mind)
Age: 18 I think
Certifications: Many
- Life guarding
- Belaying
- Blood borne Pathogens…which is not as cool as it sounds
- Skiing Instruction
- Others that I have forgotten
Skills: More than certifications
- League Team… David plays for the varsity league team at our school, GO DAVID!
- Poker because he watched a lot of highlight videos
- Stocks because he does his research
- Kayaking because he has in fact Eskimo Rolled (the one where you flip all the way around)
- Comedy
- Magic Card Tricks
- Etc.
Nicknames: David
All Right now let’s get to the important part of the blog… why you should read David’s blog.
Davids’ About Me Page
Let’s start off with his About Me page, truly a work of art. The first thing you read is him trying to convince you to not read, truly a masterful plan. By telling you to turn around, he entices you to keep going, daring you to unravel what secrets he holds among the pages of writing he has done. He explains how he is a normal guy, and that his opinions may be flawed… truly an act of the utmost humility. He cracks a joke about becoming an engineer, for those who don’t know, even David’s brother failed in not becoming an engineer, so David shows true intelligence by giving up on his dreams.
Now you can read the interests on your own, but what I would love for you to understand, is the meaning behind the title of the entire blog. You see, David is such a smart being of this generation, that he did what all intelligent people do in this day and age… He made a pod-cast. Now you see, the title is actually almost the same as the title of his podcast, yet he changed one word to make it school appropriate (The poop word). He wants to cater towards all ages of audience, and does not want his brilliance to limited to one specific age group. How kind.
Davids’ “NO BLOG THIS WEEK: SORRY (THIS IS THE BLOG PLEASE DON’T DOC ME POINTS)”
Action, Mystery, Sci-fi, these are all elements that David incorporates into this thrilling story. Even the intro speaks to you on such a spiritual level. The man is a comedic genius. He starts the title off, by saying he’s not making a blog, and then for those who do not understand his overwhelming comedic wit, he states that this is actually the blog. Masterful work.
He starts the intro off by relating to his audience, building Ethos by stating he too does not want to work on the blog. He then proceeds to his multiple reason for not writing a blog, when in reality, he is writing a blog… Truly a genius writer.
I will not analyze further, as I want you to read his blog and become the best of friends with him, but know the rest of the work is just as riveting as the intro paragraph, and much worth the read.
Disclaimer: Most of what was said is satirical in nature, in reality I believe David can be quite average at times, but the man can also be quite smart and I truly do recommend reading his blog. At the very least the sporadic nature of his ideas allows for easy commenting. There were many true things stated in this blog, but there were also many lies, stated for the sake of comedy. Thank you for understanding.
Why
I know a David Krawzyk myself and I can attest that David is a truly spectacular man with an equally spectacular mind. I really appreciate your review because there are a lot of fascinating qualities I think I over looked about David on the surface, but your analysis highlighting his “comedic genius” hit me on another level. I do have one question for you. Can you beat David in smash?
Amazing appreciation post for a friend! I especially like how you list David’s general information (height, involvement in school activities, etc) in such a specific and succinct manner. Truly a job well done.
Please raise your hand if you don’t know David! If you didn’t I’m going to ask you to either get to know him now or leave because man, your missing out! Now just as a disclaimer though for those who don’t know, I’ve also been friends with David for (give or take) the past four years. He’s done some pretty amazing things in his time here at high school. He’s somehow made an absurd money in the stock markets, somehow speedrun games like Apple Snake, and so much more! But what really makes him just stand out as an all out guy is (yeah, for your reasons above) but also just his humor. I highly recommend that you read his blog because you’re missing out.
Hi Matas,
After reading your rather unique post, I have many questions. But first, I have to admit that I had a lot of fun reading it. It’s not what I was expecting, but it was, ah, a lot more? The satire literally oozes out of it, which is not easy to do in writing. I personally have a difficult time writing satire, but reading other people’s is always deeply pleasing.
I laughed many times while going through your post, and I feel like I’ve learned a lot not just about David, but also about your relationship with him. I like that you know he won’t knock you out with a kayak because of this (or will he?).
Back to my questions, there are too many, so let’s just stick with one: What inspired you/what made you choose to write this blog post? (and PLEASE don’t say David)