TOP 5 LITHUANIAN FOOD AND DRINKS

NUMBER 5: Cold Borscht… I am not going to lie to you, the only reason this food is on the list at all is because Lithuanians aren’t original enough. This food all but terrible in the best of cases. The only appealing part of this food item is the potatoes that come on the side, but every single Lithuanian food is either made out of potatoes, or has potatoes on the side, so overall it places very low. For one, why is the soup cold, soup is supposed to be warm, that’s just how it is. Along with this, the ingredients are so weird, that they make an unnatural pink color, after all the soup is famous for its bright pink shade. Overall, I would not suggest this food item, even though it is a classic Lithuanian meal.

NUMBER 4: Kibinai… This is a traditional pastry dish that has a large variety of options of what to be placed inside. Usually the two food items placed inside is Mutton and onions, and is overall a very satisfying food to eat. The crunchy outside of the pastry, the softer inside, combined with the well cooked meal on the inside makes this a great portable snack usually eaten for lunch. It can also be made into a desert item, pretty versatile if a say so myself.

NUMBER 3: Potato Pancakes… This is a perfect representation of the Lithuanian food world. It’s a pancake, made solely out of potatoes, with a binding agent such as eggs. As far as pancakes go, this is both unique, and delicious. The food goes with basically any sauce, and or sour cream (Another Lithuanian Staple) and just sorta tastes like potato. Overall, very good, and can be made from leftover mashed potatoes, quite convenient, and very tasty.

NUMBER 2: Gira… This is a fermented soft drink, that’s made out of rye bread. Which more commonly in Europe and Asia is called “Black Bread”. This is an extremely biased list, based off of my own taste buds, and I say this only because the general reception of my friends to Gira has been… Subpar. Of the eight or nine people that I have seen attempt the drink, who were not Lithuanian, they had three reactions. 1. Flinching Immediately, 2. Telling me its terrible, 3. Pretending it tastes good to them, yet not ever wanting to drink more ever again (I know when they lie). So overall, though I do believe people should attempt it, I doubt you would enjoy it much. Too bad for the people reading this because its my list!

NUMBER 1: Cepelinai…. Pronounced kind of like zeppelin, this is easily my favorite Lithuanian food. This is apparently a type of dumpling, something I just learned from google.In which the outside is potato based, and then theres is a ball of ground meat on the inside. Along with this a special sauce is served with it, otherwise sour cream and bacon can replace the sauce.

Now. You may be wondering why this list in any way would prove useful to you, and I have one answer for you. A new Lithuanian restaurant opened called Grand Dukes and I would highly recommend it, after all it’s a good representations of eastern European food, and everything there is done extremely authentically. So if you do go, let this serve as a guide for what to order. On the other hand, if you don’t, you just chose to read a blog about food that you will never choose to eat, and for that I have one question. Why?

The Genius Who Walks Amongst Us

David Krawzyk. What a guy. I’ve been friends with this man for a solid 5 years, and still he never ceases to amaze me (Remember that stupidity can also amaze). In this blog, I will be going over many things to delve deeper into the mastermind that is David Krawszyck. Lets begin with a few simple facts about David

 

Height: 6 foot or something I don’t know (Every guy is 6 foot change my mind)

Age: 18 I think

Certifications: Many

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  • Life guarding
  • Belaying
  • Blood borne Pathogens…which is not as cool as it sounds
  • Skiing Instruction
  • Others that I have forgotten

Skills: More than certifications

  • League Team… David plays for the varsity league team at our school, GO DAVID!
  • Poker because he watched a lot of highlight videos
  • Stocks because he does his research
  • Kayaking because he has in fact Eskimo Rolled (the one where you flip all the way around)
  • Comedy
  • Magic Card Tricks
  • Etc.

Nicknames: David

 

All Right now let’s get to the important part of the blog… why you should read David’s blog.

Davids’ About Me Page

Let’s start off with his About Me page, truly a work of art. The first thing you read is him trying to convince you to not read, truly a masterful plan. By telling you to turn around, he entices you to keep going, daring you to unravel what secrets he holds among the pages of writing he has done. He explains how he is a normal guy, and that his opinions may be flawed… truly an act of the utmost humility. He cracks a joke about becoming an engineer, for those who don’t know, even David’s brother failed in not becoming an engineer, so David shows true intelligence by giving up on his dreams.

Now you can read the interests on your own, but what I would love for you to understand, is the meaning behind the title of the entire blog. You see, David is such a smart being of this generation, that he did what all intelligent people do in this day and age… He made a pod-cast. Now you see, the title is actually almost the same as the title of his podcast, yet he changed one word to make it school appropriate (The poop word). He wants to cater towards all ages of audience, and does not want his brilliance to limited to one specific age group. How kind.

 

Davids’ “NO BLOG THIS WEEK: SORRY (THIS IS THE BLOG PLEASE DON’T DOC ME POINTS)”

Action, Mystery, Sci-fi, these are all elements that David incorporates into this thrilling story. Even the intro speaks to you on such a spiritual level. The man is a comedic genius. He starts the title off, by saying he’s not making a blog, and then for those who do not understand his overwhelming comedic wit, he states that this is actually the blog. Masterful work.

He starts the intro off by relating to his audience, building Ethos by stating he too does not want to work on the blog. He then proceeds to his multiple reason for not writing a blog, when in reality, he is writing a blog… Truly a genius writer.

I will not analyze further, as I want you to read his blog and become the best of friends with him, but know the rest of the work is just as riveting as the intro paragraph, and much worth the read.

Disclaimer: Most of what was said is satirical in nature, in reality I believe David can be quite average at times, but the man can also be quite smart and I truly do recommend reading his blog. At the very least the sporadic nature of his ideas allows for easy commenting. There were many true things stated in this blog, but there were also many lies, stated for the sake of comedy. Thank you for understanding.

Is Video Gaming Really All That Bad?

With nearly a thousand hours in the popular video game League of Legends, and much more than three thousand hours spent in total on gaming, I believe I have a critical point of view when it comes to this argument. Gaming has been a critical part of my life ever since I was six years old. I played against my brother, played with my dad, and I played in my own free time. Yet throughout all my time devoted to playing games, I never quite considered it a problem. I just thought I was spending my time on something that I enjoyed. Yet in recent years, with the media slaughtering the reputation of gaming, I have become more fearful of the subject. So I decided to get to the bottom of the subject, because I truly wanted to know if what I considered a hobby was actually a stepping stone to me turning into a murderous psychopath as the media portrays it. I firmly believe that as all things in life, Video Games in moderation can have nothing but a good effect in someone’s life.

my first step was obviously to look for something that supports my argument, in which I did. Jeffry  went through with an experiment, to analyze the effect that the popular video game series “World of Warcraft” and his results were exactly what I expected. In the experiment, he found that players who spent a moderate amount of time living their lives through the eyes of their virtual characters, acquired many benefits. The game would calm them down, let them escape from the troubles of the world, effects extremely similar to meditation.

On the other hand, the study found that if people spend too much time game, they start to lose themselves in it. Losing control over their real life, and suffering effects such as exhaustion, and generally being unprepared for the day.

Now the study that I found most interesting when traveling down the gaming rabbit hole is the one conducted by Dr. Mario Vance, and psychological researcher. He found that over the course of nine years, and through the study of over a thousand different groups, there was a direct correlation with the media’s portrayal of Gaming, and the aggression that gamers showed. His theory is that people’s aggression, matches the poor portrayal of their hobbies on the media. Although accuracy can be doubted because of the large amount of variables needing to be analyzed, it still brings up a necessary point. What if the aggression “caused” by video games, is in reality a reaction to how the media portrays some people’s hobbies.

Studies have proven excessive amounts of Video Games can have a disastrous effect on someone’s life, yet this applies to most things in life. In moderation, video games in most cases have nothing but a positive effect on people’s lives. Acting as a source of stress relief, and serving to improve certain skills, Gaming is not nearly as dangerous as the media portrays it. In all, do not trust the media, and do all things in moderation.