No one can deny it, there’s a lot of conflict in the world that we call home. However, if there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s the fact that there have been some truly HORRENDOUS fashion trends throughout the years. But who knows, maybe 2020 will be the start of a decade full of universally accepted clothing, beauty, and style crazes? With that said, here is my definite opinion on the latest fashion rage of 2020 (so far)!
Disclaimer: Wear whatever you want to. I don’t care. It’s your money, your body, your style, do as you please. These are simply my opinions but don’t let what other people think stop you from living your best and truest life.
Biker Shorts
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Who Started It?
Call me crazy but I’m pretty sure that my triathlete grandpas closet in 2003 should be takin’ credit for this one.
Thoughts?
Honestly, not lovin’ it. Sure, I get that some days you just don’t know if you want to fully commit to leggings or shorts but there has to be a better option. I see so many Instagram models trying to promote this trend on their accounts but basically the only people I’ve seen wear these out in public are the Kardashians. I originally ranked these as a 1/5 but I have to admit, SOMETIMES they can be cute but I feel like this is one of those looks that you have to fully commit to. I understand the practicality for athletic wear but I feel like for streetwear, they’re just kind of restricting and hard to style.
Slip Dresses
Rating: ★★★★★
Who Started It?
Started out as strictly evening wear or lingerie but is now pretty much a staple in streetwear.
Thoughts?
I’m just going to say it, I love this. What I think is so great about slip dresses is just how versatile they are. You can dress them up or down, they can be worn for basically any event, they are comfy, roomy, flattering, the list just goes on and on. Slip dresses really prove that simplicity never goes out of style. Whether you wear a midi or mini length, a bright color or a neutral, layer it or wear it alone, this item is sure to look good no matter what. I also just love how feminine and elegant they are. I feel like this is one of those items that you can just throw on but put otherwise zero effort into your look yet still look polished and stylish.
Flare Pants
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Who Started It?
Probably some girl in the 60’s who got cryogenically frozen and accidentally thawed when the AC broke in 2020.
Thoughts?
In my personal opinion, blegh. Let me just start off by saying that part of (if not the main) reason that I’m so opposed to this trend is the fact that every single pattern I’ve ever seen on these pants looked like it jumped straight out of a HomeGoods catalog. Now, there’s nothing wrong with rocking your grandma’s tablecloth now and then but I just think that the dated patterns mixed with the peculiar shape make flare pants very hard to style and not very visually pleasing for me personally. Also, I’ve always thought that it is impossible to find shoes to wear with these as the long length and bell-bottom make them pretty unflattering with anything besides heels or flipflops which let’s be honest, aren’t exactly the most practical or comfortable option.
Snakeskin
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Who started it?
Definitely not a vegan.
Thoughts?
I’m pretty “eh” on this one. I think it can be super cute but I also think that this print is pretty restrictive and hard to style sometimes. Sure, it can be a great accent piece on a night out but aside from business or evening wear, I don’t really see where else this can be worn. I also feel like this is definitely one of those items that looks great on Instagram but when you actually drop $100 on a jacket, it just stays in your closet as a reminder that hey, at least you tried to be trendy. With that said, I feel like this print can be SUPER cute with the right styling (I love the outfit above) but once again, I don’t know how versatile it is for anything that isn’t dressy and these pieces tend to be too expensive to not get a lot of wear out of in my opinion.
2020 is shaping up to be a lot of things. Possibly the start of WWIII, (hopefully) a new president, the exhaustion of our resources, the destruction of our planet, and the premier of a couple of Marvel miniseries which look fantastic! However, it does appear that although we might have entered a new decade, society is still going to go through some phases of super great (and not so much) fashion trends, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.